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Wrong spelling. My bad.

shuping aka ah pong was nice enough to point out my mistake. this really sounds like the Straits Times column where apologies are put up for wrong information put up.

refer to post on Transformers – The review. 

queen pong says: 

HAHAHA. its optimus prime leh not ultimus prime

đ@ŋįęl maţţħėw™ I Also Say. says:  I ALSO SAY

đ@ŋįęl maţţħėw™ I Also Say. says:  hahahahha đ@ŋįęl maţţħėw™ I Also Say. says:  i didnt know i spell wrongly!

queen pong says:  hahaaha i thot guys suppose to know these stuffs well!?!? queen pong says: laoya pok lah         

wah this friend really never give face loh! scold me laoya pok somemore. =p

 anyone misses sydney?

I Also Say.

this is the phrase of the day.

“I also say”

 works pretty fine with practically any statement as tested in today’s dinner outing with tariq, kun, alicia, bryan, ting, jeff and mei.

kun: “wah the taxi taking so long to come man”

me: “i also say”

tariq: “i think bryan will be joining us later”

me: “i also say”

— at haato the ice cream parlour–

me: “wah the rum and raisin ice cream here got a lot of raisins hoh?”

kun: “i also say”

see? we are agreeable to everything.

i also say.

Transformers – the review

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OK. tell me i’m slow. i just watched transformers yesterday night. HAHA. here’s d@n’s review of the much constipated anticipated movie of the year. 

FIIIIIIIIANTASTIC. lobots vs lobots. what more can i ask for? the rate they transform is so fast that you can’t even see what’s happening. talk about great CGs. the most cool part had to be when the lobots transformed into cars while on the move and zzzzooooom! aisay. fast leh.

Ultimus prime, Megatron, BumbleBee, Galvatron, and dunno what other electron and protons. you name it; they have it. I’m very sure there would be a second series coming up soon. of coz Michael Bay has something up his sleeves.

Megatron might be dead. but we always have…………………………..

Continue reading ‘Transformers – the review’

Mr. Side

today we went for a gathering for glady’s farewell party. boy. what a lucky girl. 5 years in aussie! i was only there for 5 weeks! haha. then again if i were there for 5 years i would be complaining bout the cravings of prata. They should have a Little India in Sydney too; an addition beside Chinatown perhaps? =p

well, i got to know this guy which i named Mr. Side. (ask june or tariq if you are curious) Mr. Side knows everything so well, he even tells me that the prata stall (which i go nearly twice a week) has no bus 70 servicing it.

me: yeaps we shall take bus 86 and change to bus 70.

mr side: no what! bus 70 doesnt go to the prata place! it goes to the serangoon stadium.

me: yup it goes to the prata stall before going to the serangoon stadium *with the “i stay there therefore i know” face*

mr side: oh issit? ok loh.

—– on the bus —–

me: hey bro who is that guy anyways?

tariq: dunno? thought it was your friend?

me: no? june you know him?

june: nope? thought he was your friend also?

me: hmmm.. marie’s friend ah?

and so, mr side joined us for supper too. mingxian was sitting beside him and june asked him to move over coz there was an empty seat beside her opposite of mr side. (wow i nearly got tongue tied) just imagine la ok?

june: mingxian move over la!

me: *sniggering to june* you know why mingxian sits beside him? because he likes to sit by the SIDE. HAHAHA.

get it? =p

oh yeah. Mr Side has side parting. heh.

one week on.

alrite its been a week since Friday the 13th (how apt huh.)

caesarean mums. now i know.  =p

D.H.T feat Emdee – I Go Crazy

this is a nice old retro love song. piano part’s pretty mesmerizing. enjoy while i doze off with Class 95.  

pretty dad and handsome daughter

this is utterly random so please understand.

how would a dad write an excuse letter so that his daugher needs not go to lab tomorrow?

To: Whom it may concern.

Please excuse my handsome daughter, Ong Kai Yi from school coz she really doesn’t feel like seeing your kukuberts face. But anyways she was polite and asked me to write this letter saying that she has flu so you wun feel so bad that you actually/in fact have a kukuberts face. Thank you very much for your patience and I hope that you can go see a plastic surgeon so as to expedite the problem solving on your side (or should i say front).  

Warmest Regards,

The PRETTY dad.

ok i think House got to me. HAHA.

Graduating Class of 2007.

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yes the motar can also fly like a frisbee.

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presenting flowers to my mum. haha got flowers happy already.

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jiahui, marie lydia, tariq, me. thanks for coming down girls!

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summer exchange peeps! (plus yujin inside)

thinking back, i guess the interview was damn farney.

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 WORLD PEACE”

peace out.

the many voices of Dodge

 didn’t know my dog was so talented. can join Doghunt 2007 already.

Dating 101 – Cooking

Last night by P. Diddy and Keyshia Cole.

had supper last night (pun intended) with our “cufflinks” aka “cheesecake expert” aka “candy brown” aka “Sandy from the Jouney to the West” (woah i didnt know you’ve got so many nicknames!)

quote of the day night: “if he can cook then next time i no need to cook already ma!”

so guys, being able to cook is a PLUS PLUS point. what’s the best way you can let you collegues know you can cook? here are some sugggestions from d@n the man himself…

1) LEARN how to cook. yes. really. then bring your cooked food in the form of a packed lunch/dinner and bring it to work to eat. make sure it looks (and tastes) palatable.  

2)  Ask your mama to cook and bring it to work too. Of course say you cook one. haha.

3) Head to the best cai-perng (vegetable rice) stall and da bao home. After which, place it in your most chio looking lunch box and bring it to work too. heh.

4) Last choice. admit you cannot cook but say you are learning. One day you’ll invite her over for a “home-cooked” dinner, which like point 3, also is da bao from restaurant one. HAHA.  joking joking.

See? Our muthu impressed so many hearts when he cooked his sweet and sour fish and chicken back in Summer Exchange in Sydney. “woah.. muthu can cook leh!” plus point already. too bad he attached if not i think the girls will be like bees to honey. anyway he also very committed one ok. lurb his weiyi (weiyi = only one. wah damn cheesy) long time one. dunch play play.  bro dun kill me. i treat you chicken wings tonight during BBQ.

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i am a cocoon and i can cook. it rhymes.

HOKAY! tonight BBQ at my house! BEHOLD! carnivores unite!  

d@n has recovered! Panadol ActiFast!

finally after rounds and rounds of medicine. d@n has conquered the virus!

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Panadol ActiFast – “any fresher you’ll have to peel it yourself”

note: actually this one eat already also no use. fever still hit 39 plus. very fast meh?

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back row left to right: ting, kun, me, bry.

front row left to right: lyon, rachel and ceci.

 d@n can fly already. haha no lah this sentosa trip was way before i got sick.

oh yeah my commencement is on 4th July. Hear my name being called pls shout… “PANADOL ACTIFAST! very fast meh!?”

thanks to all well wishers! drink more water people! and i shall post pics of my grad ceremony! eh who earlier one [the biomed ppl] wait and take pics leh! who later one [i think only kun] too bad! supper can lah.

reminder: another chinese man has been diagnosed with dengue fever. garment says puesss be vigeelearnts. dunch leave water any-o-how lying around. mosquitoes are actually very horny creatures.   mosquito-researcher-insect-photo-cartoon.jpg

oh ya one last thing. lotsa friends has been asking me to start dating. who wanna date me? who who who? haha.

the return of the tekong virus.

ok. where should i start.

well as the title suggests, you guys [and i mean guys] might have guessed what happened to d@n these past few days.. yes.. he was zombified. lets have a breakdown.

Day 1

feeling very throaty and been coughing for a few days already. seen a doc and was prescribed some pussy medicine [which i will explain why later] had an afternoon nap and woke up about 5ish to prepare to head to siglap to celebrate Bryan’s birthday. Picked up by Bryan and went on to pick up kunz and tariq. was feeling a lil feverish already. KO in the car while waiting for ting and continued to KO as we drove to siglap. reached pizza hut, and kun upon feeling my forehead PROCLAIMED that i was suffering from fever, went to our dearest convenience stall 7 11 to get some panadol. [thanks lah brudder] ate panadol and pizza for dinner. eyes getting all teary. got a ride back home while i KO again in Bryan’s car. [thanks too leh bro and sista] reached home, told my mum “ma jialat la this time, fever already” went to bed without even bathing [eh dun yucks me ok]

fever was burning high, so high that i could even feel my eyes being roasted by my forehead. tried to drink lotsa water and went to the toilet to release “heat”… continued on till next morning where i paid another visit to the doc.

Day 2 (Father’s Day)

Felt that my fever subsided a little already.  However when the doc checked my temperature it was still a 38.4 degrees. “holy crap, which means last night was like 39++?” nevertheless doc said it was a throat infection and i needed lotsa water and rest. prescribed me with stronger medication and said that the previous ones were too weak [yes please do not visit this doctor described in Day 1 at serangoon. details are withheld to protect his identity, but his clinic sounds like a cab..

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Day 3, 4 and 5 

To summarize, these are the days of paracetamol, antibiotics, lozenges, cough syrup, cold sweat at night, lack of appettite, no pratas, no cold drinks, waiting for peel fresh and fresh milk to WARM up before drinking, drifting in and out of sleep, tasteless food and more paracetamol.

Total number of paracetamol consumed: >20

yucks i still have that medicine taste in my mouth.

haven been that sick in such a long while man… thank God i’m recovering. away with you cough! oh ya my dear friends tingz and tariq and kun (and i’m not sure whether bryan was also one of the accomplice since my eyes were closed) were happily taking photos of my CHUI look at pizza hut. THANKS HOH! dun put online ok.

good night people. drink more water or eat panadol. the choice is YOURS!

did i manage to sound like Captain Planet?   

Australian Summer Exchange Modules Results

WOAH.

Just checked out my aussie summer exchange results for the other 2 modules.

“Measuring up the Universe”: 89/100 High Distinction.

“Aboriginal Cultures”: 90/100 High Distinction.

I haven seen this kinda results since like Sec School can! I should seriously consider further studies in Aussie. Like that sure 1st Class honours one. HAHAHAHA. =p 

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of kids and mambo nights

today was a great day at the beach! finally got to go back to sentosa with kun, bryan, ting, and cecelia. bry and tingz brought along 2 lil darlings lyon and rachel. they are like energizers sia! play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play play and wun get tired one! i tot only d@n was an energizer!

kids are a pack of fun. lyon and rachel even gave me a goodbye hug coz they said wun be seeing me so soon. awww.. so sweet… shall upload photos when tingz sends me. hahaha. fantastic day at the beach. would be great if i’ve got time to go every week. a brief respite from long sleeves. haha.  

oh yeah, went to wala wala with zl, joel and kaiyi. not bad at all! unXpected were pretty good i must say.. or rather, the female lead singer Shirlyn was damn power. i still think she looks a lil’ like chipmunks when she sings. now i have that mambo song “Summer Rain” in my head already. oh yeah thanks to Ms Joyce PANG for the song! haha! sorry joyce i just had to announce to the world that you have a mambo song. no need paiseh ok? hahaha.  

Come! Summer Rain!

Chorus
Oh my love it’s you that I dream of
Oh my love since that day
Somewhere in my heart I’m always
Dancing with you in the summer rain!

Doesn’t matter what I do now
Doesn’t matter what I say
Somwhere in my heart I’m always
Dancing with you in the summer rain!

have a great week ahead people. =)

turi turi turi

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reading a book by the balcony….

aiyo pics are loading too slowly.. think tingz is editing a solid video. ask her to show you guys when it’s done!

YES LAH! results out today!

as you can see, i’m pretty happy with my results. why? grad with merit lah! AISAY!

where’s my graduation cap? i’m gonna throw it like a frisbee.

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return of the indo prince

headed straight to help out at FASS (Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences) Open House on saturday after coming back from Batam on friday. woooot!

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group photo with the ibus. from left to right, me, ibu johanna, xiaotian, ibu christina, desmond (mas memang)

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me with the traditional costume and the kris

guess throughout the whole of my NUS career, Bahasa Indo has been one of the most fruitful and useful modules.. the others are plain crap! man i haven updated on my last semester in NUS too.. see when got time la hoh! kam xia mi das. =p

i’m back!

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 wonderful trip with fantastic company…

shall wait for tingz to send me the rest of the photos!

what a wonderful grad trip!

p.s we had 2 massages in ONE day!

is live like a king LAH.  

 

IPP DnD 2007 – Shanghai Night!

haha i nearly wore the wrong “costume” to my company’s DnD. Supposed to be Shanghai Night but i nearly wore Shanghai Knight Cowboy style!!! hahahah! here are some of the pics.

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 ladies!

 guys!

Fantastic collegues commited towards lifetime financial success of our clients. shall update when i have time! heading for my grad trip on monday.. will be away from 14th to 18th may. anything do email me at danielwong@ippfa.com. cheers!

har????

was out for supper with weiliang, mingfai and marcus last night coz marcus gonna fly off to china for his IA [industrial attachment] headed to just outside my house the prata stall for some HUGE prata.

we finished supper and asked for the bill.

mingfai: ahbang!, bill pls.

*this indian guy comes along with a piece of paper*

indian guy: ah, so vat you all orh-ler? [what you all order]

mingfai: ehhh… 3 cheese pratas, 1 egg prata, 2 kambing soups….

indian guy: hairny more? [anymore?]

mingfai: oh ya, drinks ah. 2 teh tarik, 1 teh peng and 1 teh-o ice limau.

indian guy: penis?

mingfai and i: HUH!?

indian guy: penis? penis? [with the shaking of his head]

mingfai and i: HUH HUH HUH????

*after some thought….*

me: OH! yah yah FINISHED.

kns finish say penis. WHAT?!


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