The 6 KINGS @ JB

why 6 kings? coz we ate like KINGS there lah! woooahaahahaha… alrite here’s what we did there! *and also the true story coz not everything went that smooth* hahah!

09.400am: went out for breakfast with dad
10.00am: received sms from weikun that stupid tariq’s gonna be late.. so meet at 1120 instead of 11.00 at woodlands
10.20am: bryan called “eh i reached already leh” *hahaha poor soul waited there for 1 freaking hour before the rest of us sauntered to the MRT control station.. hahaha…

bry obviously unhappy and kun still dare to laugh

and so we reached JB after the freaking long wait at the m’sia customs.. can’t they freaking make the system paperless? fill in the stupid departure paper damn mafan sia.. can learn from singapore a bit not!!! haha *whoops* oh ya bry taught us wat was “DAIRY EXERCISE”

bry: last time I went to Papaya beach before… you all know why it’s named Papaya Beach?
me: oh coz a lot of those saggy saggy ones there rite?
bry: hahaha yeah.. esp those any moh aunties..
me: aiyo must do exercise mah.. if not will lau lau
bry: yah must wear good bras too.. if not also can do “Dairy Exercise”

i’ll leave that to your imaginations!!!

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ok tariq said we should go kotaraya first.. coz there got shopping and makan.. but when we reached kotaraya, nothing in sight! no shit at all! well done la brother.. haha.. so i told them that we should go to “Da Ma Hua Yuen” coz there got shopping and makan.. took 2 seperate cabs! 3 big guys each… haha. bry kun and me were in one of them; tariq, abz and jeff in the other.
when we reached, we realised that “Da Ma Hua Yuen” is actually not a landmark but a region!!! kao! how to meet up with the 3 other guys!!!?!! my turn to screw up! and so we waited, and waited, while stomachs growled.. went down the street and saw this kway chap stall.

me: eh you guys hungry not? wanna eat first?
bry: hmmm might as well loh.. anyway tariq and abz also cannot eat mah… tidak halal.. hahah~
kun: ok loh lets go!

after the “pang seh” makan we decided that we should go find the rest of them.. haha.. took a cab to Holiday Plaza coz can meet @ mac’s. more prominent mah… ok i lazy to type and i know you also lazy to read already… look at the pics then!

finally met them @ mac’s! wah its been so long sin…

finally met them @ mac’s! wah its been so long since i’ve had vanilla milk shake! song bo!!!  

Secret Recipe! all the goodness @ half the price!…

Secret Recipe! all the goodness @ half the price!!! woohoo! the marble cheese cake is absolutely heavenly……… =D

alrite there was a kinda cute and guai looking waitress here.. so tariq asked jeff..

tariq: jeff your kinda girl rite?
jeff: haha yeahhh…
tariq: so she will always listen to you rite?
*tariq impersonates the girl*
“jeff~ today what you wanna eat?”
jeff: SHUDDUP BITCH! *whip whip*

WAHHAHAH!!! we’re all shocked man! be careful sia.. dun see jeff so decent like tat.. he’s gonna whip his wife next time!!! haha and so “SHUDDUP BITCH!!!” became the word of the day!!!!

the 6 KINGS @ Danga Bay with their sumptous dinne…

the 6 KINGS @ Danga Bay with their sumptous dinner! whats on the menu?
1 plate of fish, 1 plate of chilli crabs, 1 plate of butter prawns, 3 plates of SzeChuan chicken with dried chili, 2 plates of xiao bai cai, 1 plate of sambal kang kong, 10 otahs, 12 plates of white rice! all for just RM$202.00!!! HAHAHA!!! thats like only S$15++ per person sia!!!

Beautiful Danga Bay

Beautiful Danga Bay  

wah poor people in the cars… jam like siao man!…

wah poor people in the cars… jam like siao man!

finally made it home @ 12 midnight.. great makan trip man! we’ve decided that we’ll go every hols after the exams.. hmmm so looking forward to saturday.. better not rain man! coz d@n the man will be back @ the ISLAND!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!

pics!

from top left clockwise: nooo! marie attacking from the right! – now from the left! – now she wanna kill lydia! – wahah lydia taking revenge for us! –

haha just came back from JB with 5 other KINGS. will update when i have time! now too shagged already lah.. raining somemore.. bed is calling “come come dan come~~~”
“coming la~” zzzzzz…..

NEED I SAY MORE!?!?!?

HAAHAHAHAHA!!!! the exams are finally OVER!!!! wanan say a big thank you to my parents especially, whom have made my life in my room much more bearable by sending in fruits and hot tea and of coz chicken esssence.. dad has been esp patient.. turning down the volume of tv coz he knows i need quietness to concentrate.. mum sends in hot tea! and occasionally comes into the room so i can poke her tummy to destress.. haha no lah she doesn’t come in to let me poke.. just that i always take the opputunity to poke her belly when i see her. nothing beats disturbing my mum.. haha.. oh ya how can i forget my POST WAFFLE CRISPS CEREALS?

hahahah the paper’s today like play tikum game lidat.. siao liao loh! heng nobert’s part not so bad.. just dombalik from his tutorial questions! how smart! well enuff of school shit already! went berserk @ settler’s cafe today!

first had lunch @ holland v breko’s with gladys, eugene, marie, lydia, jiahui and junie.. had the super duper huge bacon sandwich? (forgot the actual name) but it tastes really yummy… beef, bacon, tomatoes and MELTED CHEESE.. wahaha.. who can resist melted cheese??? anyway eugene has far surpassed the rest of us in his “leng-ness” i wonder who’s his shifu huh? can be so cold that even marie his “O partner” can (-_-”) hahaha.. he shall be known as the “1340 man” now.. coz 1340 he needs to go dig hole. (sorry if you dunno this joke!) oh and ya, eugene has been crowned the number one farter in the group coz his fart can actually linger for 5 freaking minutes.. wah lau brother wat you eat sia! gladys and eugene had to go off to patoh after lunch so they made a move first.. haha no lah gladys too seh already..

and so! the 4 crazy girls and one mad guy went to settler’s cafe! laughed our ass off! taboo is such an adddictive game! well for those who dunno, it’s a “guessing wat word/phrase issit” game

lydia: we all every year also celebrate one! that one!
me: hari raya!
lydia: wah lao!!! no lah! every year we celebrate our what???!!
me: christmas! new year!
lydia: NOOOO!!!
me: OH! BIRTHDAY!!!
lydia: HANAH!!!

jiahui: the one americans and koreans have one!
me: huh?!?! sotong balls ah! *i was thinking of takopachi*
jiahui: america where got sotong balls!!! GINSENG LAH!!!

after that we switched games to Pictionary. kinda like “Win, Lose or Draw” lidat.. haha.. marie is the best guesser! mop can become radiation! haha! win man! poor jia has to tahan her superb partner! hahaha~~~

cyclops rabbit! haha.. but june and lydia managed to guess what is was! not bad eh!!!

last game was “Old maid” and guess who’s the ultimate old maid!? JUNE! hahaha… crowned old maid twice sia.. and due to some people who play cheat (i dun wanna mention names jiahui and lydia), i became the 1st male old maid.. chEy!

the ultimate old maid and the cheater bug!

all in all a very fruitful day! gonna head to JB with tariq, jeff, bryan, abz, and kunz.. bak kut teh for breakfast and seafood for dinner! woohoo! this is what i call life after the exams man! chaoz! ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS TO THE MAX!!!!

In the limelight! NUS lecturer – NoBird Lendme

Dear LSM2102 student,
A plaque is hole in a bacterial lawn. If there is no bacterial lawn because all cells have been lysed, you will no plaques. A plaque is defined by the outer limits. If there are no limits, there is no plaque. It is like the holes in swiss cheese. If there is no cheese, you can not say that there are holes. Even though you actually can eat Donut holes

Regards,
Norbert Lehming

Don’t you just love NUS lecturers???

Where Did Little Billy Come From?

the below conversation was extracted from my tag board… names have been withheld to protect the identities of those involved.. haha!

Friend 1: Haha.. so where did Little Billy come from?
Friend 2: from his mother.
Me: wahahaha… wrong.. little billy came from an email. but i like your thinking.

I have hilarious friends!!!!

The Adventures of Little Billy

Little Billy on… Survival
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”
Little Billy replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
“Oh?¡° replied the man. “
Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
“No” replied Little Billy, “he minded his own f*cking business!!”

Little Billy on… Philosophy
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”
She calls on little Billy.
He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little Billy says, “I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Billy replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on’, but I like your thinking.”

Little Billy on… Math
Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks his father.
“The teacher asked, ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said 6,” replied Billy.
“But that’s right!” says his dad.
“Yeah, but then she asked me, ‘How much is 3×2?’”
“What’s the f*cking difference? ” asks the father.
“That’s what I said!”

Little Billy on… English
Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
Billy says ” Mas-tur-bate.”
Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, little Billy, that’s a mouthful.”
Little Billy says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a bl*wjob.”

Dissolve of TPJC SSC.

received an extremely hurting news…

Dear fellow alumni, I am disappointed to inform you that the TPJC SSC has been officially dissolved. Instead, it is supercededby three seperate competitive teams. This marks the end of our 17 years of sea sports legacy. Since the current principal TPJC took office in 2003, she has been pushing for the college to excel in competitive sports (her son is a national swimmer).She believes that competition builds character and does not believe in our fun loving sea-sports culture. Hence, the college is focusing more on winning than on the joy of activities. Therefore, she has been pressurizing Mr Chew to dissolve the club. The breaking point came late this year where Mr Chew finally submitted the proposal to dissolve the club.

what the fuck man. fucking new principal. she’s putting all focus on competitive teams just becoz her son is a national swimmer? shit. I’ve been extremely attached to my club during the JC years and forged numerous friendships.. friends whom i know would last forever. after 17 years she’s gonna dissolve what we have built up over the years??? who do you think you are bitch!

our sea sports alumni is currently working to reverse the unilateral move of the college. hope that we can eventually win the battle.

Ride the Waves, Feel the Wind.
Sea Sports Spirit.

nice and cold

the weather today’s great.. all nice and cold.. my bed’s cold too! not to mention my pillow, comforter and bolster “bobo” (haha yah i’ve been calling my bolster that since young.. laugh wat laugh?)

listening to class 95 love songs now.. fits the weather perfectly.. what’s missing? someone to cuddle… right tariq? *erm not that i wanna hug you.. just that it reminds me of how you miss your girl* haha.. how nice if the weather in singapore can be like that everyday everynite! (i take that back coz if everyday lidat how to go sentosa!)

Yasmine on class 95 is talking ’bout flowers today… so what do different flowers mean? here’s the breakdown..

1) Chrysanthemums: Friendship
2) Carnations: Fascination
3) Orchids: Love and Beauty
4) Sunflowers: You are splendid!
5) Daisies: Loyalty and Love
6) Lilies: Purity and Sweetness (haha we gave lilies to lydia that time)
7) White Roses: Innocent love
Yellow Roses: I wanna BREAK UP with you! (wah this one dun anyhow buy okay…)

think she’s gonna go one with some other flowers but too tired to continue listening lah.. she’s like giving out these info only after 3 songs! smart rite! keeping listeners tuned in.

oh yah.. check out monday’s Straits Times life! section. On the front page as quoted by singer-actress (huh! singer!) Rui-En, “Never buy me flowers or soft toys. I’m not that kind of a girl. I like practical things. Get me a coffee instead.” *riiiight*

have a great nite all! one more week to FREEdom! =D

Exorcism of Emily Rose

wooo! i wanna watch this show! *emily rose in search of the prata stall*

priest: you shall never ever eat prata again you …

priest: you shall never ever eat prata again you sinner! you only can drink teh-halia!
emily: eh? do i see a prata up there? o_o

grrrrr~~~!!! no more curry! where the curry!!!

grrrrr~~~!!! no more curry! where the curry!!!  

where is my cheese prata!!!!!! AHHHH~~!!!! *wah h…

where is my cheese prata!!!!!! AHHHH~~!!!! *wah her mouth occupied half of her face sia*

okok enough of crap.. i really wanna catch this show after exams!!! woohoo~!!! siapa mau ikut? (who wants to come along?) haha!

Miss Earth, Wind, Water, Heart~!!!

ya ya i know i’m supposed to be studying! but i must blog this! hahaha!
was watching Miss Earth with my sis and it was down to the last 2 contestants.. Miss Venezuela and Miss Blackie (dunno wat country lah)
and so! the runner up would be named “Miss Air” (-_-”) and the winner would be crowned “Miss Earth”!!! haha!
Both me and my sis immediately thought of Captain Planet! why? “Earth! Wind! Water! Fire! Heart! Captain Planet!
sis begins singing: “captain planet, he’s our hero, gonna take salvation down to zero”

STUPID SIS! its pollution loh! *pls refer to lyrics below*

Rap Master Captain Planet:By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet, he’s our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
He’s our powers magnified
And he’s fighting on the planet’s side
Captain Planet, he’s our hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
Crazy bad guy:You’ll pay for this Captain Planet!
Planeteers again:We’re the Planeteers, you can be one too! ‘Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!
Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
Rap Master Captain Planet:The power is yours!
That’s right, kids. The power IS yours!

haha nostalgic sia! anyone else watched this cartoon before??? it was one of my fav cartoons back in primary sch!!! =D

urrrmmm

i tried to tell my mum a joke which siaohui told me that day.. in chinese. “you yi zi wu gui.. ta.. ta.. urmm..” in the end i couldnt express myself! my chinese ti ti ta ti tu already! shit.. chinese bad, english bad. heng i got learn bahasa indonesia! =p

Erection *courtesy of tariq*

taken @ ngee ann city by tariq. “erection in progess” of the workers? hahaha… well taken bro!

ok i think my title sounds wierd.